very fucking punny you shits
with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.
if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn
if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus
that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve
so what happened when triplets were born
Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.
My friend and I were given 5 sheets of paper to support as much weight as possible. This is the result. We had to stop stacking books because the ceiling got in the way.
physics go home youre broken
obama is the most chill president ever and he is just so fucking tired of everyones shit
So much truth here, I could’ve wrote it myself.